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Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly, flat, tedious, insipid, pedestrian boring.

We know that the latest iTunes review for this pod is the mind-numbing adjectives you can apply to almost every Tottenham performance this season.

It's a lob on Davidson Sanchez with five minutes to go, god, as for Christian Romero, well he is that kind of player but Credit Milan who deserved to go through by more over the two legs.

Also, today's the annual PSG are out of the Champions League bananza, perhaps not a hilarious choke, but outplayed by Bayern once they got their act together after half time.

Is the name Armesi and Bappé Axis over who won't track back for them next season?

After that, there's a Premier League preview, some Bundesliga and Serie A. Hopefully not enough time for Archeon, follow your questions, and that's the 8th Guardian Football Weekly.

On the panel today, Barry Glendending welcome.

Hi, Max. Archeon, Vintatt, hello. Hi, Max. Is iTunes still going?

I don't know. Is that not where people find this nowadays? It's truly, it still exists.

As somebody with an iPod, I'd love to be able to still think that at some point. I don't think iTunes is a thing anymore, but happily corrects.

I'm pretty sure it is. Is it? Apple Podcasts, 8casts, wherever you get your podcasts, that's what you miss the most.

Nikki Bandini, hello.

Morning.

Chris, I'm just going to turn off the tumble dry hang on.

That's the way I think for Chris to say.

Well, not really for Chris to say, but to Raging and Taylor.

Chris says, if Spurs and PSG played each other in a Champions League knockout game,

would they both somehow still lose? Or would the game go on forever?

With all outcomes occurring simultaneously, depending on which set of fans are watching at the time,

let's start at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Spurs, Neil, AC Milan, Neil, Stranc, Burses, fingers crossed.

There's an apology at the beginning of the pod because you've finished moments before the con say sacking.

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