Spread Your Wings and Flood

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about how big our wings would be if humans could fly, TSA found a surprising amount of prohibited items in a woman’s bag, Florida man dressed in Dalmatian onesie outruns the police, power outage caused by mayor because he crashed into pole while reaching for a sausage biscuit, a golden toilet is stolen again, a flood museum closed because of flooding and a Chinese influencer gets surgery to look like an android!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Scott, you ready?
0:07.3	Cody B, I'm ready to laugh and laugh.
0:11.7	I'm silencing my phone and to laugh.
0:15.7	If humans could fly, how big would our wings be?
0:29.4	We only do the important articles i agree and i've i've never once thought of this i have never thought of this and it seems like such an obvious mental uh little experiment
0:35.1	well
0:36.3	join us
0:40.9	on the wings
0:43.3	of a little love story
0:45.4	that we call bananas.
0:48.2	If I said something that
0:50.7	with your world on its head,
0:53.1	would you believe me?
0:57.0	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?
1:05.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.
1:09.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, nests. Baby, bananas, banana, n'a-da.
1:13.8	Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.
1:16.9	I am Kurt Brown alert.
1:17.7	I'm Banana Boy, number two, Scotty Lannis.
1:19.2	Thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast.
1:21.8	There ever was.
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