Baby You Can Drive My Boat with Abby Govindan

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Abby Govindan (How to Embarrass Your Immigrant Parents) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a reckless driver who was fined for failing to stop at crosswalk for his own children, a fake captain steals fishing vessel and Walgreens says that locking everything up is actually bad for business!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.4	Chicago Bananamals.
0:08.0	Bananas is coming live to the Den Theater May 8th.
0:11.6	It was going to be a stand-up show, but it's not because Scotty was available.
0:16.1	So we made it a live bananas.
0:18.5	May 8th, 7.30 p.m. at the Den Theater in Chicago's tickets on our Instagram,
0:24.5	on our link tree, on our website right now. Hey, you beautiful bananas. We wanted to give
0:30.9	all of our listeners an advance warning that there are a few mentions of suicide in this episode.
0:37.2	It's a sensitive topic, and we don't joke about it at all,
0:40.4	but we wanted to give everyone a heads up so that you can make the best decision for you.
0:45.6	Take care of your brains, take care of your hearts, and stay cool forever.
0:50.2	Scotty, you got one for me today?
0:52.2	I hope you're ready to just laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:55.1	I will go today.
0:56.5	I like when I get to go.
0:57.8	Okay, me too.
0:59.2	Hassan Fluffer sent this in all the way from Taiwan.
1:02.3	Wow.
1:03.5	Not bad.
1:05.5	Not bad.
1:07.0	Reckless driver find $6,000 for failing to yield for his own children at a crosswalk.
1:13.9	Oh my God.
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