Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob.

Welcome back, hoes.

Oh my gosh, it's another week.

It's like the 13th episode, 13 weeks and you know what happens on 13, the devil possesses us.

It's Christmas edition.

I like how the beginning of our episodes are always like kind of rocky, you know, like I'm so we looked at those statistics and like it says you guys most everyone listens to the full thing.

So like go you guys for giving us a chance even though the intros are always so there's so many pauses and it's just kind of uncomfortable for everyone.

Yeah, for some reason, like those always this thing, like when the intro starts it's like, oh like no one knows what's happening.

Kind of like when Lucas visits for like the first two hours, it's always like, wait, are you my brother still? You know what I mean?

Yeah, like if you haven't seen a friend or a family member in a while, then you said, again, it's just so we're like, remember Jacob visited a leg and when I picked him up in the airport, like it was still like my

work and he was like, how are you? And I've never heard he's never once ever been like, how are you to me? So it was so awkward.

Even though it's not even a weird thing to say to someone, but for some reason, it just we've never like been like, how are you?

Because that seems like such like a formal thing to say to like someone you don't know that well, you know, it just sounds like you're trying to force it because it was so funny because like that never happens.

Like how are you?

That body, whatever, like the first that's happened, even my whole my whole entire life, I remember that happening.

Because I remember even when my cousin's used to visit, like I always for like the first couple of minutes, it was like you had to just settle into it, you know.

Yeah, like why does that? Why is that thing like when you land? It's always like always like the first 10 seconds. It's like frozen.

Oh, so anyway, what are you doing because we were scheduled to start recording like 30 minutes ago. So have you been shitting or like what have you been doing?

You've been in the podcast booth.

Oh, the actual so so there was so many so like I'm at the mic down this play place right now.

Okay, no, but like no, like one of our nieces and one of our nephews like stuff and he's kids out here and like, are you sitting while doing this is the same.

I'm, there was a baby in my lap and I'm actually feeding them breast milk right now.

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