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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

A Year to Forget Forever

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Like for real... let's forget this forever. We sit down with the woman who pushed us out of her vagina (vagine to be cool) to discuss what REALLY mattered in 2018.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob.

0:07.0

Broke the four-hose podcast.

0:12.0

Happy first day of 2019, Hoes.

0:16.0

Hi, the blows that a Hoes that a have a mind.

0:20.0

We're here with our mom, our one guest.

0:22.0

How well?

0:23.0

Happy 2019.

0:25.0

She's back by popular demand.

0:27.0

What's your big resolution?

0:28.0

She said that she wants to have a ninth kid.

0:30.0

What do you guys?

0:31.0

She already pushed eight kids out.

0:33.0

Yeah, I'm not going to have a ninth kid.

0:35.0

But she said she wants to do that thing we put some inches up your vagin stuff.

0:39.0

What?

0:40.0

You want to start it out too, bro?

0:42.0

Turkey Baster?

0:43.0

Yeah.

0:44.0

Oh, no, that's okay.

0:45.0

But yeah, we actually missed our first week of the podcast last week,

0:47.0

but that's because it was Christmas.

0:49.0

So, we had an excuse.

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