My Alien Probe Story *sensual & sad*
Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show
Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2018
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Lindsey Lohan’s hit album from 2004 makes its way into this podcast once again then it slowly, but surely turns into a talk about dangerous drugs. With all this being said, we also chat about how aliens are 100% real and there’s no doubt about it. Lucas shares a creepy experience with an alien. There is also a part where “balloon boy” gets brought up, which will forever be a mystery.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Lucas! |
| 0:05.0 | And I'm Jacob! |
| 0:07.0 | Broke the four-hose podcast! |
| 0:12.0 | Hey, Hose! Welcome back to another episode of Bros Before Hose with Brothers, Lucas, and Jacob! |
| 0:19.0 | I'm Lucas! |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Jacob! You better have your panties poured all the way up for this episode, |
| 0:25.0 | because you don't want the shit to come down leaking. |
| 0:29.0 | You were literally less than 30 seconds, and then probably everyone turned off because you talked about shit and the panties. |
| 0:36.0 | No, this episode is... you actually are gonna... |
| 0:40.0 | You're so gross. I didn't say panties. You said panties. |
| 0:44.0 | I swear to God, you said panties. Re blind. |
| 0:47.0 | When I hear someone else say panties, it sounds so gross. |
| 0:50.0 | I don't think about it as like someone saying, take off your panties. |
| 0:54.0 | I know panties is such a gross word panties. |
| 0:56.0 | It's like, ew! I did someone... I really hate that word. |
| 1:00.0 | We got a message from one of our loyal fans, one of you guys. |
| 1:06.0 | You sent us an email, and it said, I love you guys so much, but no offense. |
| 1:10.0 | The podcast, like, it's kind of all about stuff that doesn't matter. |
| 1:14.0 | Like, I actually want to hear you guys go deep talk about actual experiences. |
| 1:19.0 | So because of that, this episode, we're gonna be talking about aliens. |
| 1:23.0 | Isn't anything about our personal lives, but I'm sorry, sir. |
| 1:28.0 | He wanted us to go deep and get emotional, which might happen naturally, |
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