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Hi, it's Carolyn Leif and this is Story Worthy.

Welcome to the Story Worthy podcast.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hannes Finney.

Welcome to Storyworthy.

My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with Hanas Finney, and we're coming to you from the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles. I love that building. I'll tell you something. I really do. I like the whole complex. Yeah, no, it all makes sense. I just still think it's funny that it's called the Staples Center. I mean, that it's named after a... A stapler. A home supply store. You know, it doesn't even faze me anymore. But yeah, I know what you're saying, but it doesn't even faze me anymore. I mean... But it doesn't... The idea that they have enough money that they were able to pay for the naming rights, it still strikes me as insane. Staples. But they hit it at the exact right decade that everybody got a home office. So Staples is like in the vernacular. Like we everybody, even if you don't go to Staples, I say, hey, man, I need, you know, some paper. Can I say a ream of paper? Can you say that on this podcast? And then you, and I say run down. Like a finger in a butt. I say run down to Staples. A tongue in staples. Even if you're not going to Staples, you could be going to Office Depot, but it's all called Staples. You know what I mean? It's like ketchup. It's like all tissues are Kleenex. Or clean. That's my point. Yeah. We almost came from the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, but I cited in deference to our, to our guests.

You are really holding back.

I know, I know.

And Milwaukee Bucks just had a big trade, you know.

Oh, never mind.

Nobody cares.

Is that right?

No, is that right?

Do you want to talk about it?

They just had a big three team trade.

By the time this air is, all those guys will probably be injured and out of the league. So, never mind. All right, you guys. That's what the Bucks do. Our guest tonight is, the title of her story is Sports Girl. Sports Girl. But she is. She's so, ever since I've known Carolyn Leaf. Carolyn Leaf. It's like I think of the Lakers. And, yeah, if you follow her on Facebook, she's one of those always with pictures from Staples Center. She's got season tickets. I think of Jack Nicholson and then I think of Carolyn Leaf. Then I think of Will Ferrell and then I think of big black men. Yes. And when I think of all four of those things, I think of them all having sex with Carolyn Leif.

Carolyn Leif is here, you guys. She is such a smart girl. She's a comedian and a writer. And I've been wanting to have her on for a long, long time. So this is great.

We had to wait until the Lakers were out of contention.

I see. So that she would have time to come down here. Did she blog about the Lakers, do you think? I don't know. No, it's just all the stuff about, you know, there's a lot of pictures and a lot of stuff. Oh, God, there's enough people in this town blogging about the Lakers. We don't need more. Yeah, but she has a very unique a very unique perspective because she's been a fan her whole

life.

She kind of, like, grew up with them.

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