Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

This is you always stirring the pot, Dipper, just stirring it up. Okay, okay. Well, at least I'm not

too face. You know what I mean? I say what I say and I do what I do. Listen, all I'm going

to say is the glasses that you're wearing are two dollars a yard. And what I'm wearing, Mama,

is expensive. Oh, you wouldn't know expensive if it slapped you in the face. Okay. Well, now I'm

holding my middle fingers up at you. And I'm holding mine up so good night. Oh, good night.

We're the same. We're the same. We're the same. If you want more of that, if you want a lot more of

that, watch this week's episode of Dracula. We have a great recap today on our spooky

seconds with the season one Dracula winner. All we're going to do forever now in this show is just

talk over each other. Love that for us. So tune in for your ghost ship glamour. Which as we come

to find out, didn't really happen. Not a lot of ghost ships. Not a lot of ghost ships.

We have a great time. So booby booby. Oh, yes.

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