Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well sweetie, you're gonna have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Hello everyone. Today is Tuesday, and we have another episode for you.

And I took a wild ride. We rod dog left. We rod dog this pod. We didn't have a little

gambit. Yeah, we just went in and said, okay, here we go. It's gamut. And I talked about my college

love and crush. And I talked about hooking up on my high school friends parents bad and then

seeing his mom later that day. Drunk, millipedes now biting me. If you're in a

layman's Friday, come to fat sled it. Pre-think it's gonna be a wonderful time. Goodbye. Goodbye.

All right.

Forever.

Win first choice is a big old boss.

Turn around and boom. You end up with us.

One, two, three, second.

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