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Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Iliza reflects on bomb pops, Craigslist, and cicadas. This episode is brought to you by Ask Iliza Anything in partnership with Bud Light Seltzer. Visit budlight.com/delivery to learn more.

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0:00.0	Well, this is your third sip of soda brought to you by Bud Light Seltzer.
0:13.6	And Bud Light Seltzer has launched their limited edition.
0:16.0	It's always limited edition.
0:17.0	Gotta keep it special.
0:18.6	Tied Eye Variety Pack.
0:20.4	These are retro flavors, hoping you bring the good vibes wherever you go.
0:25.8	Their retro summer pack.
0:27.8	Blue Raspberry Summer Ice Cherry Lime Aid.
0:30.5	Those are the flavors of summer, okay?
0:31.9	A lot of citrus, a lot of blue berries, but it's not a blueberry.
0:36.4	It's a berry that happens to be blue.
0:38.1	These are the flavors of your childhood, right?
0:39.6	Doesn't it just remind you of eating a bomb pop in your parents' back seat, getting
0:44.2	making a mess everywhere?
0:45.2	And your mom's like, fat and I'm making mess.
0:47.0	And you're like, this seat belt's hot.
0:48.8	Fans can also purchase these new flavors with the Bud Light Seltzer Retro Summer Isocals.
0:53.2	And you want to know my hack?
0:54.4	I take a Bud Light Seltzer Retro Summer Isocal in Blue Raspberry.
0:58.8	And I dip it in my Bud Light Seltzer Cherry Lime Aid.
1:02.6	It's a frozen treat.
1:04.0	I can crunch on it.
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