Sponges

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes make a mess in the ocean, try to clean it all up and wonder how water gets so clean while discussing sponges. We have a guess about how many people tried to build the Ark before Noah, try to sell effective crime scene cleaning sponges on late night TV and hold the world ransom as we suck up the sea. Jackson furthers scientific knowledge by discovering a kraken, Alli makes a bet about flies and Zammit just wants to sponge up a giraffe. So join the gang as they marvel over what can only be described as the best argument for the existence of god; the humble sponge.Want to help Jackson establish a cult? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the public’s acceptance that cousins is okay.Would you like to help figure out how the human body clock may be related to depression? A study by Monash University is looking for otherwise healthy participants with depression, aged 18 to 30, to find out. You will be reimbursed for your time. If you would like more information, or to find out whether you’re eligible to take part, please send an email to base.moodclock@monash.edu

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0:00.0	Sand Spans Radio, take back the night.
0:04.4	Would you like to help figure out how the human body clock may be related to depression?
0:08.3	A study by Monash University is looking for otherwise healthy participants with depression aged 18 to 30 to find out.
0:13.7	You will be reimbursed for your time.
0:15.6	If you would like more information or to find out whether you're eligible to take part,
0:19.4	please send an email to base.moodclock at Monash.edu. That's B-A-S-E-O-D-C-L-O-D-C-K at Monash.edu. The details will be in the show notes. Please enjoy the episode. Hey, everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Ellie Kathleen. And I'm Jell Zammett.
0:37.9	Today's topic is sponges.
0:39.5	I don't think you eat any.
0:48.5	I think a sponge would make a single...
0:50.3	Yeah, they're more of a sucker than a spitter.
0:53.2	Yeah, unless you squeeze one. in which case it's like a...
0:56.0	Which is pretty good.
0:58.8	It's disgusting.
0:59.6	Why it be the worst thing to soak up with a sponge?
1:01.8	Blood is what I'm going to say.
1:02.9	I was going to say blood or a lot of saliva.
1:07.4	Oh, blood's really...
1:09.3	Yuck!
1:10.2	I just blocked that out of my memory because Ew. Yuck. I just,
1:11.0	I just blocked that out of my memory
1:12.2	because it's too gross.
1:13.3	I think,
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