Alberts (Feat. TDB)

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes look up the meanings of our name, change them all to better ones and immediately regret it as we discuss Alberts. We find weird fatty lumps on our bodies, discover how being an Albert would change our lives and turn Albert into an 80s cartoon style acronym. Jackson takes up wind-surfing to spite a village, TDB is forced to watch movies and Zammit just wants to find more animals designed to be eaten. So join the gang as they learn how to spell names. It’s a time. A time with someone called Albert.Want to help Jackson change his name Albert? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in his new identity.Would you like to help figure out how the human body clock may be related to depression? A study by Monash University is looking for otherwise healthy participants with depression, aged 18 to 30, to find out. You will be reimbursed for your time. If you would like more information, or to find out whether you’re eligible to take part, please send an email to base.moodclock@monash.edu

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0:00.0	Sensance Radio. I'm aging badly as we speak. Would you like to help figure out how the human body clock may be related to depression? A study by Monash University is looking for otherwise healthy participants with depression aged 18 to 30 to find out. You will be reimbursed for your time. If you would like more information or to find out whether you're eligible to take part, please send an email to base.moodclock
0:21.6	at Monash.edu.
0:22.6	That's base.m-M-O-D-C-L-O-D-C-K at Monash.edu.
0:28.6	The details will be in the show notes. Please enjoy the episode.
0:31.6	Hey everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:36.6	I'm Jail Zammett.
0:37.9	And I'm Tadivy.
0:39.1	And today's topic is
0:40.6	Albert's.
0:42.6	I don't know what an Albert noise is,
0:44.3	so I can't do one.
0:45.1	Go to your room, son.
0:46.6	It's a dad.
0:47.5	What is it?
0:48.2	It's a dad.
0:48.7	Oh, like, Pat Albert?
0:50.6	No, I don't,'t do that either I did a clown laugh instead No, I don't know What I'm here Hey, hey Hey, there you go Yeah, we got that Got it How would you cope How would you cope With being named Albert? Fine I don't think I'd get by No, I don't like the name Albert is an old man's name
1:12.1	and I feel like I just eventually
1:13.4	become an old man
1:14.5	well you are
1:15.3	you will
1:15.9	Jackson I'm pretty much an old man already
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