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The Bugal, Audi-O newspaper for a visual world.

Hi Bugalers and welcome to issue 52 of the Bugal

for the week we were getting Monday the 10th of November,

two thousand of Nights, with me, Ali Zopsoran here in London.

And in New York City, John Oliver.

Hello, Buglers! Hello! Everything's gonna be alright. How are you doing, Andy?

I'm alright. Where did you spend the elections?

Don't tell me, John. I've recorded it on the telly. I've not had a chance to watch it yet.

I've had a busy week. Don't tell me that was alright.

In which case, Andy, I'll simply tell you this. I was up all night working

and then either celebrating or attempting to kill myself, spoiler alert.

I spent the next day, due to the piece we're doing on the show, filming with a bunch of puppies,

including a King Charles Spaniel, who I called Sir Sniffs a lot,

partly because Sir Sniffs a lot seemed to like big butts and wasn't willing to lie about it.

And the problem is, by chance, we were filming at a pet store that is right next to my house

and I'm happy to walk past Sir Sniffs a lot most days.

He wants to come home with me, Andy. You can see it in his eyes.

Well, I saw what that piece, John, and you don't look comfortable with animals.

What are you talking about? You were holding that little dog as if it was about to explode.

Well, I was saying this wasn't it. There were two puppies and then a cat.

And the cat, I was supposed to hold. But we basically had a fight.

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