The Bugal Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bugalers, and welcome to issue 53 of The Duke of the World, leading an only

audio newspaper for a visual world for the week beginning Monday, 17th November 28th,

with me Andy Zoltzmann in the picturesque town of London and in New York City

it's John Oliver. Hello Andy, how are you? What have you been doing this week?

What have you done? I've been what's happened in Andy's world this week. Not a

lot John I've been going through quite a lot of receipts. Good anecdote. Thanks

man and that is why you are the second highest paid public speaker in England

but I have, am I? That's bad news for other public speakers in England. I have

learned a valuable lesson this week. Oh John and that is no matter how hard I

as a comedian strive to find the perfect joke and I think my various efforts

to make sausage-based puns on the words worst and worst proof that I do strive

harder than a granite coated walnut. However hard I strive. It's Herculean,

Herculean. Nothing will ever be more entertaining for the human soul than

hearing a 22-month-old child say the word sausages for the first time. Where did

she do that? Well she was playing with a little doll's house. And she put a little

dog in a chair. I said that's the doggy eating and she said sausages. She's got it

she's got it. She's got it. She's got the timing. She's got the winning

smile after the punch line. She's every bit the comedian her dad could

never be. That's right. And there's been a bit of a blast from the past here

in America this week. Ex-Congressman Mark Foley was back in the news. You

may remember him because funny story. He was heading up a committee

...