Splitting Facts (Weeping Juniper)

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

So many junipers, so little time. So let’s pick one! How about the weeping juniper (Juniperus flaccida)? Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy one.

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0:00.0	Join the Cone Club.
0:02.0	But what is the Cone Club?
0:04.0	Well, it's a botanical sticker club.
0:06.0	Every month that you'll remember, you'll get sent a unique sticker of a tree, cone, flower, acorn, fruit, or leaf.
0:13.0	All very cool, obviously, and all illustrated by an exciting independent artist.
0:17.0	Plus, each sticker comes with a little info card all about the tree it's from,
0:21.6	so you can learn a little bit about that month's species. Now, these stickers are all top quality,
0:26.6	obviously, they're UV safe, they're waterproof, and perfect for wherever you stick your slaps.
0:31.6	Maybe your laptop, your journal, your water bottle, car, kayak, hell, you name it. My four-year-old niece chose her thighs,
0:38.1	her forehead, and my cheek. Though I should note that they will last longer somewhere else.
0:42.7	And they're all printed locally right here in Portland, Oregon. When you join the club,
0:47.7	you also get access to all our previous stickers, too. We have over 50 of them now. Start your
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0:56.6	to arbitrary pod.com to get started. That's A-R-B-O-R-T-R-R-Y-Podd dot com to get started.
1:13.2	What's up, Fungal Associates?
1:14.9	Welcome to Completely Arbitur.
1:17.4	It's the podcast about trees and other related topics.
1:19.2	Hell, I'm one of your hosts.
1:20.5	My name's Alex Crozen.
1:21.2	And shit.
1:23.3	Over there on the couch, we got Casey Claude.
1:24.3	What's up?
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