Join the Cone Club.

But what is the Cone Club?

Well, it's a botanical sticker club.

Every month that you'll remember, you'll get sent a unique sticker of a tree, cone, flower, acorn, fruit, or leaf.

All very cool, obviously, and all illustrated by an exciting independent artist.

Plus, each sticker comes with a little info card all about the tree it's from,

so you can learn a little bit about that month's species. Now, these stickers are all top quality,

obviously, they're UV safe, they're waterproof, and perfect for wherever you stick your slaps.

Maybe your laptop, your journal, your water bottle, car, kayak, hell, you name it. My four-year-old niece chose her thighs,

her forehead, and my cheek. Though I should note that they will last longer somewhere else.

And they're all printed locally right here in Portland, Oregon. When you join the club,

you also get access to all our previous stickers, too. We have over 50 of them now. Start your

arbitrary botanical collection today by going

to arbitrary pod.com to get started. That's A-R-B-O-R-T-R-R-Y-Podd dot com to get started.

What's up, Fungal Associates? Welcome to Completely Arbitrary. It's the podcast about trees and other related topics. I am one of your three hosts for the day. Hello, I'm number two. I'm Alex Crozen. The voice you just heard was Casey Clap,

and host number three is currently licking her paw.

That's right, it's a dog named Dolly.

Yes, this is Dolly.

I'm house-sitting for my friends, and this is their lovely dog.

Dolly is very sweet, very cute.

Maybe a tiny bit of anxiety here.

A little bit. So we are going to, because dogs are so reactive off of your energy, we are going to be have a, we're going to be have a very cool chill in conversation. I'm getting nervous about your language right now. We are going to be have a really cool chill conversation. I swear to God. I swear to God it's going to be really cool. Well, Casey, the big exciting news, of course, is that we are currently holding a pre-order pre-sale. I'm so friggin stoked about that. Me too, man. We have several new, incredible pieces of merch, and you can find pre-orders for all of them. Dolly wants to talk on Mike.

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