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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2014

⏱️ 81 minutes

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A wondrous and rare morning recording of CCP. Discussion of The Bachelor. A dog walker who knows little to nothing about dogs calls! Chore anxiety. Sardine FOMO. NY/LA. Falafel pukeballs. The wealthy person proliferation mystery. Apocalypse fantasy. An En

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0:00.0	Yo, check it out! What's up everybody?
0:05.0	Yo, what's up everybody?
0:09.0	How y'all feel?
0:12.0	Call from Emily.
0:15.0	Emily.
0:17.0	Hi Chelsea.
0:20.0	Hi Chelsea. Hi Emily. I am a L.
0:27.0	Bachelor thoughts.
0:28.0	Oh my God, I mean I just spent like 40 minutes on Tumblr just searching the Juan Pablo tag and I have to say I was cracking up I was showing stuff to my boyfriend we watched it together. I mean, now first of all, someone on
0:45.5	Twitter was like, oh what? It was a, because I said it was a travesty. Is there an echo? Are you
0:51.6	on speaker?
0:53.0	I'm in a hallway at my school. This is like the only place I can go right now.
0:58.0	Sorry if it's really bad.
1:00.0	Okay, no, I think there's, okay, it's fixed.
1:03.4	So, okay, so yeah, someone on Twitter's like,
1:07.3	because I said it was a travesty, the finale.
1:09.6	And someone's like, why?
1:10.5	Because he didn't declare his undying love for someone who's only
1:13.4	known a couple months it's like no dumb obviously with my personality I'd be the
1:18.4	first to be on board with a bachelor being skeptical of the manufactured aspect of that show.
1:25.0	My issue is like how is that your stance and it's somehow not made compelling or
1:31.5	palatable in any way like if he had said you know what I
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