GRAIN OF SOMETHING
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Chelsea Peretti
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🗓️ 5 March 2014
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Call from Morgan. |
| 0:04.0 | Hatred, rage, chaos, test, sound test, |
| 0:09.0 | chaos, rage, hatred. |
| 0:15.0 | Hello? |
| 0:18.0 | Yes. I actually have some stuff to talk about. |
| 0:27.6 | Oh God. Do you work at a bank? No, I actually work at a grocery store. I'm only 17. |
| 0:29.6 | Whoo! Your whole life is ahead of you. |
| 0:33.0 | How does it feel? |
| 0:37.0 | No pressure, right? |
| 0:41.0 | Anyway, have you been, have you had any like extremely weird dreams if you question if there's something seriously wrong with you? |
| 0:52.0 | No, because dreams are about the subconscious, so I don't... |
| 0:58.0 | Would you do, like, kill your mother in a dream or something? |
| 1:02.0 | No, man, but it was kind of close. |
| 1:05.0 | Okay, to start off with like a less weird one, like a few likes to go, |
| 1:12.0 | I had a drink that somebody was being attacked by a shark. |
| 1:17.0 | So I punched it in the nose. |
| 1:19.0 | They were getting attacked. Sorry, sorry. They were getting attacked by a what? |
| 1:24.0 | A shark. Okay. |
| 1:25.0 | And, you know, you punch it in the nose because that's what you're supposed to do. |
| 1:30.0 | And it punched me back in I was and kept attacking me. |
| 1:35.0 | Where am I? I need water. |
| 1:39.0 | And I had a dream that I was fighting some guy like to the desk, but in fore motion, if that makes any sense? |
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