I hate to say it, but his parents have been feeling unwell as of late, and I'm staying with them to help take care of Alex.

Oh, that's serious?

Oh, no, no, it's not serious, nothing terminal.

It's just a touch of consumption.

And welcome back to horror queers.

We're talking, what health-conscious fast food purveyor did you originally solicit to buy these chicken wings you've so lovingly reheated in a minor suicidal gesture?

We're talking, your six months of karate at the King Prussia Mall can blow me too.

And we're talking, et cetera.

And I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace, and we're talking Unbreakable Two. Oops, I mean split. Oops, we did it again. We did it again. Also, I was like, did you say et cetera? Et, et cetera. Et, et cetera. Et cetera? Maybe it's a Canadian in me. Do we say the X? There's no X and et's et. It's just an E. It's E to the T to the C? Yes. Okay. Now I'm second guessing myself. I'm like, wait, it is E.T. You've been saying it wrong all along. No, you haven't seen. But yes, everyone, we are discussing M. Night Shyamalan's 2016 film split. To some people,

his big comeback, I'm certainly in a financial way.

Absolutely. Yes. And did I program this thinking that it was the 10-year anniversary?

Mostly, but it turns out that's the festival premiere. So technically, we're a little bit

over a year early.

It's fine because you know what?

I was eager to revisit this film no matter what.

I was too.

And I gotta say, this held up for me.

I didn't like it particularly any more, but I didn't like it any less on this rewatch.

Yes, I'm going to compartmentalize my responses because I think

the DID stuff, which I know was very, very heavily criticized when this film came out. I actually

don't think it's as terrible as people maybe made it out to be. And full confession, obviously,

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