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Handel On The Law

Spleen vs Liver... Two Enter, One Leaves!

Handel On The Law

KFI AM 640

News

4.3879 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Handel on the Law. Marginal Legal Advice.

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0:00.0

You're listening to KFI, AM 640, the Bill Handel show On Demand, on the Iheart Radio app.

0:09.0

KFI, AM 640, Bill Handel here on Saturday morning, another couple of hours to go for the legal show.

0:17.0

Phone number, top of the hour, best time to call. 800 5201534, 800 5201534.

0:29.3

And sometimes we jam up and sometimes lines are open.

0:33.1

And right now I've got lines open.

0:35.0

800 5201534.

0:39.8

This is Handel on the Law, Marginal Legal Advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

0:46.9

So there is a legal joke, which if you haven't heard, you live under a rock or you're deaf,

0:53.6

and has to do with a man who goes in and has to have his leg amputated.

0:59.3

It goes into the surgery.

1:00.4

It goes into surgery and has to have his leg amputated.

1:03.0

And the doctor amputates the wrong leg.

1:07.3

And so obviously, that's a medical malpractice case,

1:10.4

and he goes to a med mal attorney, and the med mal attorney says, you don't have a case.

1:17.4

What do you mean I don't have a case?

1:18.5

They took away the wrong leg.

1:20.5

You don't have a leg to stand on.

1:22.8

Okay.

1:23.8

The worst joke on the planet.

1:27.9

Occasionally, things like that do happen.

1:32.2

Now, usually to not extent, but there is a case out of Florida where a Florida doctor has just

1:38.9

been indicted on a manslaughter charge for removing a patient's liver instead of his spleen.

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