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Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 457 of spit and checklets presented by Pink Whitney from our friends at New Amps to Dan Vodka. Here in the old Bostol sport, podcast family. Hope everyone is doing well and enjoying their summers and whatnot.

Speaking of summers, I think it's called mid-Soma over there. How buddy Matt Merley? What's going on, my friend?

What is up, all right? I am happy to hear that intro. Army's intro last week was so bad. What happened with you? What's going on? What happened? All right.

I felt bad. I don't know. People worried. Dude, I talked to you during the day of Bunch G. I, uh, I, since that one day, I think 70 years ago, when I fell back asleep and went, was back on the door with you. And ever since then, I always set multiple alarms because,

in case I take a willing nap or if I pass out, like, sober by the way, doing the work. And I was laying down, put a movie on. I saw it. If I saw it, I got three alarms set.

You know, I thought a little bit. I get up fucking 1030. I was like, oh, it's not shit in my knickers. I was like, what the fuck the alarms were there? I couldn't figure it out. I, I, I, there was on my chest. My phone was literally on my chest. I don't think I slept with three of them.

So my wife, she come in. I was like, what time did she get into the 830? She goes, the phone was on your chest. I said, was it, was it ringing? Was it making any noise? She's like, no, see with the eye, you know, the alarm on the iPhone. It rings 15 minutes. It goes off 15 minutes stops for a minute and a half.

Does another 15 to keep doing it until you manually shut it off. Now if I'm sleeping, what are the odds? I accidentally shut off three several alarms by hitting stop on it. I don't know. I don't know what happened. But I did. I fucked up. I was more pissed at myself than.

I usually ember. Also, I was fine. It was nice that people were concerned, but legit just, I don't know. I actually, gee, I told you, I Googled iPhone, just Google iPhone alarm. And there's nine zillion posts out there about how people have a trouble with the iPhone on the iPhone 14 or whatever. So, all right, we were legitimately worried because like, like you kind of just said, you talked, we were talking all day. You're like, oh, it's, it's me you and wait. It's the old chicklets again. We're going to talk movies at the end. I want to hear about your Oppenheimer. You were

so excited. So that's why we were so worried to be honest, because we're like, are ain't like never sleeps through this shit. It happened way back in the day, but you never would sleep through a full pod. So like, we were, fish was ready to call in a wellness check. We were ready to, we were so we didn't know what else to do. Yeah, I can, I can imagine I should probably give you my old ladies number, just in case it happens again. But, yeah, it sucked, man. I mean, I, you know, I've seen like my state job, or I'm trying to weld you get out of work and had the closet of something. I'm trying to, no, I love this stuff. I want to do it. I was pissed up.

myself. And, you know, I don't like, I don't like to, you know, put myself under the gun either. So I, I was baffled as to why it happened, because again, if it was going off, my, my wife would have heard it. So I, I don't know if it's these issues with iPhone 14, but, I think this needs to be settled. There's some questionable stuff here. And I don't know if the big boys have talked to you about a punishment or what's going to happen. But I, this sounds primed for a kangaroo court, you know, can be our second ever kangaroo court. Bring on. Be the judge. You can bring in all that info. But yeah.

I was a little off the grid. Those, those days. And then when I gamble at night on the game, I don't touch my phone in the morning, because I want to, I want to wait and see the highlights. So I didn't see any of the text exchanges, like, where is R.A. Like in our group text. And then I, I don't know what time it was here. I've been in daddy daycare going nuts over here. And there's people in my inbox asking about you. Like, where's R.A. Is he all right? Like, do I need to go over to his house? It was wild times. But happier, all right. Happier here this week. I couldn't believe that Colby answered that text.

That was one of those texts that I shot out. And I'm like, this is a Hail Mary. There's no chance that Colby is by his computer right now, ready to record a podcast nine PM. And he was like, I'll be down in two minutes. And I'm like, why, let's go. Colby's the best. It was, uh, but we were worried about char a. Yeah. Yeah. I like to say, especially when I get up, like, it's all like, you know, listen to this tweet that man. I'm like, Oh, Jesus Christ man. I really, really got people worried. But yeah, I just wanted them things, man. I, people I think assumed I was the morning. I was out late, blah, blah.

If we recorded any dirty at night, man, I throw a fucking movie on swamped. And I, yeah, I'm going to get an alarm clock. It worked today. One of the three alarms that I was sitting here, wide awake, but it went off three times today. So yeah, it sucks. It's a blemish on my permanent record. I suppose, but, um, I guess we, fortunately happened in the summertime. That's like a playoff race. But yeah, yeah. It's right. I had to learn my lesson, whatever that bit be and move along to the next one. I guess that's all we can really do. Right. All right. Guys, before we go any farther, we need to talk.

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