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Hello, everybody!

That was my Ariane Pression, and welcome to episode 456 of Spit-and-Chicklets,

presented by New Amsterdam Vodka, and Pink Whitney, just tapped my Pink Whitney hat.

I got the lid on, Armdog. There he is right there. Ryan Whitney, our boy, Mikey Grinnell,

G, the G-G-G-G-G-G-Unit is in the house as well, as you guys keep rolling through,

dropping episodes. Let's get the elephant out of the room right away. Obviously,

you can tell by my voice and my electric introduction that this is not the wonderful rear

admiral R.A. Guys, I literally got a text message. Can you jump on?

So you got called up from the mind, dude? You got the big call up.

And actually, thank you very much. Yeah, so I'll kind of explain in real time what's going on,

and I'm guessing by the time you're listening to this, you know the answer, right?

R.A. is nowhere to be found. The guy has never not answered his phone. He's never not been on his phone.

So he's never not answered. He's never missed the show. Besides the time I went to his house

and he slept through the 11th floor of the sorting, and I was hammering on his door,

and then it happened again a couple months later. But I want to chirp him, and hopefully everything's

all right. But I just, we're a little worried, folks. I'm not going to lie. I mean, I don't,

I, we've never, he's never just no showed. So I don't know what we'll see.

We've had a few occasions, oh, it like, and we're in Fort Lauderdale. Remember, we went and got

lunch. G and it was before game four, maybe the day before we had a little appearance to do,

and we'd been there already for like almost a full day at this point. And R.A. was there,

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