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Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 292 of Spit and Checklists, presented by Pink Whitney for my friends at New Amsterdam vodka here on the Boss Tool Sports Podcast Family.

We have two weeks down here in Boston. We're on to the semis. We had three games, sevens, and two days. Absolute mayhem.

A little quiet weekend in the house here. The boys are galvan around town a little bit. Let's say hi to the boys first.

Biz, what's going on, buddy? House things.

Things are great. I gotta ask you guys a question off the top here. So I was watching Tour de France highlights.

I told my girlfriend I said I think if I had 18 months to train and that's all I did and I had the top trainers, maybe even a little blood-doping considering everyone in Tour de France is doing it, I could complete the Tour de France. If I got 18 months to train.

It didn't matter. It didn't matter on time, but just the fact that like to complete it because there's a lot of climbing. You gotta go back to back days. I think you only get two days of rest in the whole 21 days.

And you're in your basic ride in your bike for about six hours a day. Wait, do you think I could accomplish that?

I'm confused though. You're saying there's no timeline, but you have to complete it. What when do you have to do it by? Or do you just have all the time in the world?

Basically, I would have to be in the race, but I mean, if they're completing one of their days and six hours, yeah, I might stroll in at about nine hours, but you don't have to get up the next day and do it all over again.

18 months from now.

I got 18 months to train with with top trainers and I got the top gear.

You could do that in nine months. Are you kidding me? You're an absolute beast in the gym. If you started training, stop boozing went all in like Olympic training.

All they're doing is riding a bike, buddy. Are you shitting me? You played in the NHL and you were like a fucking every anytime there was an anaerobic. Is that the word exercise? You crushed it.

I think I think bike riding a bike would be more aerobic.

But whatever the term is, you know what I'm saying? Like when you got a go along ways. I've seen you do that in the gym. So what the hell couldn't do ever stop you from doing bike riding at a high level.

She said no way. She said no way given the back to back to back and the altitude would fuck with me. But I think if I got the top training, I could do it.

So thank you for your head. The right shoes and top training. I had nine months. I could just crush the Tour de France. I used to do 20 mile bike rides as punishment at BU.

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