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Everybody welcome to episode 291 of spit and checklists presented by Pink Whitney from our friends at New Amsterdam vodka here in the Boston Sports Podcast family.

We've had a couple series get extended to at least a game six, thankfully in this round.

Couple goalies stepping up where we didn't expect it to happen, but let's go around the table, say hi to the boys first.

The Whitdog has left us for a couple days. He's down at ACK Nan Tucket. What's going on?

Yeah, I'm living the life here, hunting down that fudge prick. Hopefully he's like 15 years old now. So I could just smack him.

Great to talk to you guys. I miss being in the house, not really, but I sort of do looking at you clown sitting there right now.

I'll rock on the chicklets, merch. I'm in beautiful man Tucket the Nantucket hotel. What a gorgeous spot. Thanks for having me guys for room. What?

I don't worry about it, but is that what you're going to get? I'm going to get some fan of leave you with the leaner with the dump in it.

I was walking home from dinner and I walk through like the restaurant in this hotel is before I put my mask on to walk through because this guy's like, we need some pink Whitney here.

Jesus Christ, yeah, we do. I go hang on. We'll be unbelievable, too. He's like, I don't care. So worked out.

What a what a fudge kid was listening and found out what room you were in and left you a nice hot steamy dumper and a leaner.

And for those of you not knowing who are listening or wondering what a leaner is, you know, you just called a hot steamy dumper leaner. Is that two things or?

Well, no, because I mean there's there's two levels to it. Some guys are like insane savages on the road where like, you know, if you fill up the garbage,

you're room full of water and then you go knock on the door and then the kid that whoever opens it and then all of a sudden the water pours into the room.

Yes, I mean, of course there's always somebody takes it a step further where they take a dump in it. So then the fucking dump comes like.

Oh man, that must have been a cheese toast thing because that didn't happen in the national league as far as I know.

I mean, what's the other one that guys used to do these to go in the room and take up the top of the toilet?

Oh, I'll protect it. I'll protect it.

Hey, yeah, that's a little different than shit and then just pouring it in your room like on the floor.

The best was when me and Bugsy took stalls these entire room and put it in the hallway outside the elevator.

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