Spitballers Classics: A Genie Grants You 3 Wishes... and Chocolate Tarantulas

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

With the season upon us, we are stepping away from the mics for the holidays to spend some time with our families. We will back in the new year with some great, fresh, original content. Until then, enjoy one of our first episodes EVER! … What would you ask for if you had 3 wishes? Andy, Mike, and Jason explore how to make the world a better place via a genie. They also discuss if it is better to have no fingers or no elbows. Finally, the guys have a mock draft of delicious breakfast foods. Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Oh, spitwads, it is the holiday season around here when we're recording this.
0:06.6	It's almost Christmas and it's almost New Year's and we're going to take some time with the family.
0:12.9	Look, this is a family-friendly show.
0:15.0	This is a show that you can listen with your kids in the car and some of you for some reason like it but we're going to be with our families
0:23.3	and i begged i begged mike and andy i said the spitwads will understand we don't need to give
0:30.3	them anything we don't need to give them jack squat and they're like no we should we should take
0:35.3	one of our episodes that are in the vault and let them have something for Christmas.
0:38.7	And I was like, no way.
0:40.5	I will not let them, but I was outvoted.
0:44.2	Two to one.
0:45.1	I didn't want to give you this, but instead, we're going to hit you with a classic, a great episode from the past.
0:51.1	You can thank Mike and Andy later.
0:53.7	You cannot thank me.
0:55.4	You don't deserve this.
0:56.9	But here you go.
1:06.5	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
1:15.3	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:24.7	Welcome in to your weekly dose of nonsense.
1:29.9	Andy Holloway here.
1:31.5	It is the Spitballers podcast.
1:33.1	Join, as always, by Mike Wright, Jason Moore.
1:37.0	Gentlemen, it is so great to be in your presence this fine day.
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