Spitballers Classics: Yoda Pooping and Donut Decisions

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We will be back next week with all new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers Vault… Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	It is almost the new year.
0:03.3	Now, when you're listening to this, it could be any time.
0:05.8	Okay, so this could be, the new year was yesterday.
0:09.1	And what year?
0:10.3	That's up to you, where you are right now listening.
0:13.1	But what I know is that we are excited to come back in another week and hit you with
0:18.1	OG content, but for now we're with our families. We are enjoying
0:23.2	them, some of us. We are getting through the hardships with them, some of us. But for now,
0:31.0	you get this awesome episode from the vault that we are giving to you. I hope you like it.
0:38.1	Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
0:44.3	What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
0:51.6	explore unrealistic situations,
0:53.6	and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:57.1	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:04.4	Woo!
1:06.5	Welcome in.
1:07.5	Where was the beat-up-d-du-B-Doo?
1:09.3	It was in my head, brother.
1:10.7	I know. I wanted to do it. I came in hot with the finish, I bop do but do. It was in my head, brother. I know.
1:11.2	I wanted to do it.
1:12.1	I came in hot with the finish ride.
1:14.4	I had the haymaker prepped, so it had to follow through.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Spitballers Comedy Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Spitballers Comedy Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.