Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL | #703

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4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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YERRR – the boys are back and we're talking Spirit Airlines trauma to peptide body dysmorphia and why everybody is gonna get fit.– Flight poop disasters & towel science– Fake JPM stories, broken nose stolen valor & racist sign language– Facesitting, horned-up hate crimes & Magic Mark– Knicks retiring LeBron, Shaq’s meat & fixing the Middle EastPure chaos from start to finish.All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We address it + Our fav memories 5:00 Spirit is done! 8:51 Everyone’s fit + Unc shoes 10:26 Flight poo + Friend getting Skinnay 16:26 Doo doo on the towel + The science 21:28 Hangry Hate crime + HORNED up 27:39 AI Body Morphia 31:06 H0es, Magic Mark + Habitual non-hand washers 34:13 Opening lines 38:22 JPM story was FAKE + Share the ugly 42:40 Facesitting 45:06 Broken Nose Stolen Valor 47:35 Racist Sign language 55:15 Knicks gonna RETIRE LeBron 1:00:40 More sign language 1:05:21 Klay & Meg + Yearning for attention 1:17:03 Shaq’s meat 1:20:39 Fix the Middle East + Musk is too much 1:26:17 Orlando loves an SO & FRANCE This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:22.9	Welcome to Flagrant. Shultzzi here. Alex Media, Marky Gagnon. What's up? Miles is back there. And we're on the West Coast. Thank you, Alex Media, for hosting us in WTF Media, Los Angeles Studios, beautiful, lovely. Nice. Don't you guys dare say you like this better. Okay? We spent way too much money on that podcast studio in New York City.
0:27.1	But come check out the podcast here if you guys are in town.
0:30.9	Now, we got to address the elephant in the room, no pun intended.
0:31.7	Okay.
0:39.1	As I'm sure you guys aware, our boy, Arca, she really went through it earlier this year, showed amazing resilience and, you know, selling out Radio City recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing stand-up
0:44.6	around the globe and literally just like living the dreams that he would tell me about it two
0:49.0	in the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches at Veselka. So it's been amazing to see.
0:57.2	But the experience has put things in perspective for him.
1:02.3	And he has made the decision to focus all of his energy on stand-up.
1:04.7	He is going to be stepping away from the pod.
1:06.1	It is bittersweet.
1:07.4	You know, we wished it.
1:08.9	He did not want to do that. But at the at the same time you know it's very hard not to
1:11.8	root for your friends you know literally living his dreams and if he feels he's got to give everything
1:16.7	to that then that's exactly what he's got to do and we're going to rock with him we hope you guys
1:21.0	continue to rock with him go check out the show we saw the show radio city it's phenomenal you
1:25.6	guys should absolutely go check it at Acoscent.com for tickets.
1:29.4	So we just wanted to clear the air.
1:31.6	Akash hasn't been on the pod for a while.
1:33.2	We thought it was time that we talked to you guys about it.
1:36.8	Thoughts, boys.
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