Netflix Roast Reaction & Hantavirus is Coming | Flagrant #704

Flagrant

Comedy

4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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YERRR – the boys dive into roast battle chaos, scam stories, and why Cocomelon is destroying children. – Kevin Hart roast highlights & Tony and Shane going crazy – Trump UFO files, Epstein conspiracies & Chinese spies in Cali – Knicks delusion, subway madness & Strickland vs Khamzat All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Roasts are BRUTAL 00:38 Travelling with kids + Cocomelon = Fent 5:21 5 hour flight with 2 kids + “If you insist” 9:48 Alexx got scammed + No rules bareknuckle 13:00 Tough getting got + Subway pole dancing 14:56 NY Immunity + Keep it OPEN 18:05 Wife’s tits for the streets + Foot lovers 21:55 Non-sandal wearers + Hotspots 24:03 Kevin Hart Roast + Primed for harsh jokes 29:11 Great jokes, Chappelle joke + Tony and Shane killed it 31:33 Lizzo was GREAT + Process for roast jokes* 35:10 Pete did well, Ye was there + Tony’s jokes 36:56 Katt Williams beef with Kevin Hart 41:16 The Rock + Andrew having FOMO 43:59 Next roast target, Stakes + Tom Brady 47:02 Too good to be true for Knicks? + Mark Grandma 1:03:12 Chinese Cali Spy + Eileen Gu definitely listens*** 1:12:47 Trump in China, loyalty + Stop caping for Trump 1:16:47 Arcadia, CA, Railroads + Jet Li come on pod 1:18:31 Stay on the boat + YTs love watching 1:22:13 Trump UFO files desperation + Bob Lazar 1:24:08 Epstein “suicide” note + Only 1 conviction 1:30:42 Strickland v Khamzat was incredible 1:37:28 Closing thoughts + Every other year This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:31.2	What's up everybody and welcome to Flagrant.
0:37.7	Your boy, Shultzzi, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon, Miles Media in the building.
0:39.3	How are you guys?
0:41.3	These roasts are getting brutal, bro.
0:42.9	I'm getting soft.
0:47.6	I'm getting soft.
0:48.7	Somebody jokes.
0:49.9	I was like, ouch.
0:51.6	Get off the internet, bro.
0:52.6	Get out the internet, out.
0:56.6	The internet will have you feel that things are worse than they are.
1:00.5	When they talked about, we'll get to it later.
1:01.7	But fuck.
1:05.6	It was, you didn't feel none of the jokes were a little rough.
1:06.3	We'll get into it.
1:07.4	We'll get into it, man.
1:10.9	We flew back from California a couple days with both kids.
1:11.7	Oh, nice.
1:16.3	I don't know how Epstein did it, man.
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