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The Dave Chang Show

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Food, Arts, Society & Culture

4.8 • 8.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Dave, Chris, and Noelle check in midway through Day 1 of a monthlong sugar-banishment ordeal, and things are already looking tense. With two meals down and 88 to go, are they prepared to make it to the mountaintop? Surveyed through the hunger pangs: what Dave had for lunch, a NASA recipe taste test, eating cassoulet on the space station, the underground MRE economy, negotiating the terms of the no-sugar program, the Charles Barkley rule, low-grade-sad Chris Ying, Dave gaining strength like Vigo the Carpathian, protein-shake smelling salts, and somehow coming out of this with gout. (Plus: Listen to the end to learn how you can help bring back Dave’s favorite podcast—Recipe Club.) Hosts: Dave Chang and Chris Ying Guest: Noelle Cornelio Associate Producer: Sasha Ashall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, my name's Ben Simmons, not the one that quit on the 76ers, but the one who's going
0:05.0	to be living in his parents' basement until he's 40.
0:07.4	I want to tell you about Mama Fuku Noodles.
0:09.4	They've changed my life.
0:10.8	Have you ever been hungry in the middle of the night, only at 2am in your round of
0:14.0	hop pockets?
0:15.2	Have you ever been home at 7pm and you realize no one's cooking for you and you're on your
0:18.7	own?
0:19.7	Have you ever eaten great ramen and said, that was good, but man, I wish someone would make
0:23.2	me great noodles.
0:24.2	Well, Mama Fuku Noodles is the ramen for you.
0:26.6	I'm addicted to them, just like the other Ben Simmons is addicted to missing free throws,
0:30.6	passing up dunks and quitting on his team.
0:32.9	Get Mama Fuku Noodles from my friend David Chang, wherever you buy your life-changing
0:36.5	ramen.
0:36.9	Welcome to the Dave Chang Show, part of the Rhear podcast.
0:53.1	I was presented by Major Duma Media, thank you, Yo Love Tingo, as always.
0:56.2	And thank you, Ben Simmons.
0:58.4	The greater Ben Simmons, not the lesser Ben Simmons of the Philadelphia 76ers, the greater
1:03.6	Ben Simmons.
1:04.8	And the potfather himself, Bill Simmons is putting the Ben Simmons Momo Noodle ad at the
1:11.2	top of his podcast.
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