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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, and Joe Gettie.

I'm Strong and Gettie, and now he is Armstrong and Gettie.

Live from the studio scene. See us in your dimly lit room on a Friday, so we've got bunting and banners because it's Friday you got to have bunting.

Dimly lit room, deep within the files of the Armstrong and Gettie Communications compound, and today we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Let's go with China. China is our general manager.

They want to be the general manager of the world. You're damn right, they do. All sorts of interesting Chinese, that's right, sir.

All sorts of interesting China updates today, including those two Chinese spies who infiltrated our Navy.

When does the execution occur?

Probably after a long period of interrogation and debriefing, etc.

Then they'll probably get parole. It's Friday. It's party. Here we go. Come on now. What?

Pow Pow.

Was that trombone shorty? No. I might go see trombone shorty this weekend.

Really? Yes. I just became aware of this person and I enjoy the name so much I can't stop saying it.

I have a as a former really trombonist have been aware of trombone shorty for quite some time.

Okay. Well, that's because yeah, it's your world. You're the trombone world.

Yeah, it's my bubble, my media bubble, mostly trombone related hits.

I am highly troubled by these Chinese spies. When you say Chinese spy, do you mean Chinese as in, that's the descriptor it says who they're working for?

And or Chinese in the fact that they seem, well, they seem to have Chinese names.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, both. Both. Yeah, they're of their Chinese American.

I don't know if they're the children of immigrants or first generation or what.

But yeah, they're obviously of Chinese heritage. They're in the United States military and they're spying for China.

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