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This is Dumpty Dum, the podcast that lets you talk to the world about the archers and the past week in Ambridge.

I'm Stephen Bowden. I want to have fun food picnics all the time.

And I'm Jatlin Bert. I'm the Queen of Willpower.

And then there's you, our lovely Dumpty Dummers. I can see some hooves and a nose tip.

Welcome to Dumpty Dum. The perfect place to reflect on the last seven days in our favourite Borsuchard village.

This week's scripts are written by Sarah Heather, who gave us lots of eating and even more drinking this week.

Coming up, we have calls from Tracy from California,

with a plot prediction about who conked George. Lee from Cookham, with thoughts on brides and hair.

Love jazz is singing with an opinion about Alice and Rex. Catherine, with expert knowledge

about George's alcohol tag. Tracy again, with views on Alice, Rex andirstie. Lake Hill Lemonel with some worries about Brian. And finally, Jacqueline in Christchurch with thoughts on Brian and Rory. And we have an email from first-time email-or-innerer Kevin in Orlando. And as usual, we'll hear a roundup of the Dumpty-Dun Facebook group this week from Vicky and the tweets of the week from Theo.

But let's start with a look back at the last week in Ambridge with Suey.

So, my lovely Dummty Dummers, it's Suey here, Queen O'Tart and another week in Ambridge.

Too long didn't listen this week. There was a lot of drinking. The cider shed is back in

operation. There was practice at wetting the baby's head, somewhat early, and some old memories

of doing so for Eddie. There were many trips to the ball, either to meet people or get away from

them, which was never entirely

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