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DumTeeDum - A show about BBC Radio's 'The Archers'
Dumteedum
4.6 • 897 Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
This week’s podcast is presented by Jacqueline and Stephen.
We hear from:
· Claire from Clapham, who is very cross with Tony;
· Witherspoon, who is concerned about Brian, Tony and Will;
· Glyn, who has thoughts about the temptations of Helen;
· Chris, who is not in Indiana, but is a first-time caller-innerer at last, with thoughts on Ruairi, Helen, George and Shakespeare;
· And finally Globetrotting Richard who has good advice for Chelsea and he approves of the Bridge Farm business audit;
And we have an email from Edna Cloud.
As usual we'll hear a roundup of the Dumteedum Facebook group, this week from Jacquieline, and the Tweets of the Week from Theo, plus the roundup of this Week in Ambridge, from Suey.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a dumpty-dum production. |
| 0:05.6 | Donty-Dum-T-Dum-T-Dum-T-Dum. |
| 0:07.5 | Donty-Dum-T-Dum-T-Dunty-Dum. |
| 0:09.7 | Dumpy-Dum-Dunty-Dum. |
| 0:13.6 | Dumty-Dil-Dunty-Dilie-Dum. |
| 0:17.5 | Dumpy-Dum. |
| 0:19.0 | Don't-Dunty-Dil-Dum. Hello, this is Donty dumpty dumpty dumpty dum dum dum dum dum. |
| 0:21.6 | Hey! Yay! |
| 0:21.7 | Ah! |
| 0:23.7 | Hello, this is Dum to Dum, the podcast that lets you talk to the world about the archers and the past week in Ambridge. |
| 0:30.6 | I'm Jacqueline Beto. |
| 0:32.2 | It's always a choice between head and heart. |
| 0:35.0 | And I'm Stephen Bowden. |
| 0:36.3 | Everything I'm doing is for all of our futures. |
| 0:38.8 | And then there's you. |
| 0:39.9 | How a lovely dumdy-dummers. |
| 0:41.9 | Miranda's worried about you and she said you seemed odd. |
| 0:45.2 | Welcome to Dumpty Dum, the perfect place to reflect on the last seven days in our favourite |
| 0:49.8 | Borse at your village. |
| 0:51.4 | This week's scripts were written by Sarah at McDonald's Hughes, who seems to have invented a new |
| 0:56.1 | Brit pop band that Tracy remembers from the 1990s, although Tracy doesn't seem to remember |
| 1:01.9 | that she was working in the Bridge Farm Derry at that time. |
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