4.7 • 849 Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, I'd like to introduce you to my 10-year-old son, Max. |
0:03.6 | Hello. |
0:04.5 | And my 8-year-old son Griffin. |
0:07.0 | Nice to meet you. |
0:08.7 | My kids are very upset that I have not yet interviewed them for this show, and also they |
0:12.4 | can't really listen to this show because whenever they turn on an episode, dad starts |
0:16.3 | swearing a lot, a lot of bad words, which are absolutely necessary. It's okay to swear if it's your job |
0:23.7 | to swear. But so this time this week, I will not use profanity at all during this episode |
0:28.6 | so my kids can listen to it and I will limit myself to innuendos that are totally over the |
0:32.7 | heads of young children. And also, right now, Max and Griffin are going to help me recreate |
0:37.3 | the outgoing answering |
0:39.2 | machine message I used in college. I had my guitar. My buddy Jason helped me out back then, but now |
0:45.1 | Max and Griffin will provide backing vocals. If you called my dorm room in 1997 and I wasn't there, |
0:52.6 | the answering machine would pick up and this is what you'd hear. |
0:56.5 | So, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. |
1:01.2 | So tell me what you want, what you really, really want. |
1:03.5 | I'll tell you what I want, what I really want. |
1:05.7 | Tell me what you really want what you really want. |
1:07.7 | I want to, I want a, I want a, I want a I want to I want to really really want a zig-a-sig |
1:11.8 | a-h-oh. |
1:14.8 | Let's start actually with me at eight years old. |
1:17.9 | Let's do it this way. |
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