Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, November 10th, 2025, coming up on the program today, getting a not-so-tasty snack out of the sperm vending machine. |
| 0:09.4 | Plus, praying for you in tongues in exchange for an ice cream cone emoji. |
| 0:13.3 | Get off to suffocation porn, well, breathe it in while you still can, weirdos. |
| 0:17.2 | And threatening pedophiles with bad music. |
| 0:19.8 | All coming up to date. |
| 0:23.4 | It's time for a distorted view, |
| 0:26.3 | mini test of patients. |
| 0:29.3 | Bill the science guide. |
| 0:33.2 | Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. |
| 0:36.7 | Bill the science 9th Science Guy |
| 0:38.4 | Science Rules |
| 0:41.8 | Bill Nights, The Science Guy |
| 0:45.8 | Inertia is a property of matter |
| 0:47.7 | Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, T minus seven seconds. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. |
| 0:58.8 | Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Laws Scientific, Laws Scientific, Bill, Laws Scientific scientific The legies scientific Dile |
| 1:13.6 | Scientifico |
| 1:14.6 | Inercy is |
| 1:15.6 | property |
| 1:16.6 | of the matter |
| 1:17.6 | The |
| 1:18.6 | Scientific |
| 1:20.6 | Bill |
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