Bad dates.

Speed dates.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates, Speed Dates edition.

I'm your host, Joel Kimbooster, and Speed Dates is when bad dates slows down a little bit

and gives you a little bit of a taste of a different kind of podcast in between our full

podcast. It's when I sit down with one-on-one with a very funny individual. And boy, oh, boy,

do I have a real good guest today? He's a friend. He's a very funny actor, comedian, and now

podcaster on top of everything else. He's spit at a bunch of plates. You know him from Broad City,

Narcos, and Roadhouse. Give it up for Arturo Castro. And you can't hear it, but the people at

home are losing their minds. They're pulling over. They're shitting themselves. Guatemala. So many

car accidents. As a nation is stopping all traffic right now. All traffic.

How are you doing, buddy?

I'm good, man.

I'm in Budapest.

It's really cold.

It's pretty late.

But I'm shooting this movie out here and I'm like doing great.

How are you doing, man? It's so good that we get to sit down like this.

I don't think we've ever talked without 17 people around us.

Exactly. At like some terrible industry event. It is so great to see you. You can't tell us

what you're shooting, but can you tell us genre-wise, are you shooting an action thriller,

a comedy, a rom-com? I can tell you what I'm shooting. Oh, great. Yeah. I mean, the people from Apple will definitely kidnap my family after I tell you, but whatever.

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