Smart.

Let's

me.

I've never touched a cooch.

I didn't even come out of one.

I fingered a woman in Melbourne, actually.

And it was nice meeting you.

And, you know, this is why we started.

Blackbeats. It's nice meeting you and, you know, this is why we've wanted. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates.

I am your host, Joel Kimbooster, and as always, this is a podcast that is about bad dates, bad hookups, bad relationships, even if you can believe it.

Just stories from the trenches.

I bring on some of my funniest friends and new acquaintances, and they

are going to open up and be vulnerable and tell you about a story where they may or may not be

the villain themselves. It happens sometimes. It's one of the most interesting parts of the

podcast is hearing my friends tell stories where they are in the wrong completely.

But I don't know what's going to happen today. No promises. But as always, we are going to start

the podcast with a little bit of listener mail. This one is from Nicole. Bad dates. It says,

Hey, bad dates. I just had a date with a co-worker.

That was going great.

We came back to my apartment, and for the first time ever, I tried to give a blow job.

My date happened to be what my friends call an uncut gem.

This is important later.

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