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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

The boys get deep with a long conversation about true love and finding "the one", but first they riff on the funniest thing to hear after sex, doubling down on numbing cream, and how Michael got so horny he forgot how to use a computer. Plus we hear from listeners about great Christmas gifts and the worst way to lose your virginity.

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0:00.0	70 to 90% of women can't come through penetration.
0:02.7	But here's a thing, you know,
0:04.0	tell them to holler a meadow.
0:05.4	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:07.2	Sorry.
0:08.1	First of all, Jack's got a hot sister.
0:12.6	Does anybody know this?
0:13.4	Jack can, Jack can, Jack can my Atlantic City show.
0:16.2	Say, hey, my sister wants a me.
0:17.5	I'm like, yeah, sure, you all right.
0:19.6	I want to meet your sister to take a photo.
0:21.2	Walk up, hot.
0:22.2	All right, that's fucking weird.
0:24.0	Clip that.
0:25.1	You should clip it, but here's the thing.
0:26.4	If I had a hot sister, you do.
0:28.1	If you're listening, obviously you're a beautiful woman.
0:31.8	What I'm saying is like super, super bad.
0:34.2	She wouldn't bring her into the lion's den.
0:37.2	I wouldn't be like, oh yeah, let's meet.
0:38.7	That's a big compliment you calling me the lion's den.
0:41.4	Are you saying the workplace?
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