Since we're doing it noir, I'm going to make it a little bit jazzy.

Ooh!

Now gather out my children into an alternate plane,

where the story isn't canon, but the bullshit's still the same.

Where our heroes are still heroes, they're the same old reckless guys,

but they've got themselves an office and they're now all privatized Our story's just beginning our adventure never ends

The saga of the heroes and we call the Dragon Friends

Now the gang are all in water deep where murder counts as games

We're red herrings on the menu and it's served by saucy dames.

Here the color scheme is noirish, and the bum rap always sticks.

Will our heroes fare much better now that they're all private dicks?

Our story's just beginning, our adventure never ends.

The saga of the heroes that we call the dragon friends. The saga of the heroes that we call the dragon friends.

The saga of the heroes that we call the dragon friends.

In a fetid laneway in one of the more dangerous areas of water deep above a shop that sells knives, you find...

That's good.

Can't ruin the flow there a little bit, Simon.

Above a shop that sells knives, you will find the offices of pancakes

in Driravich, Philge and Frizo person.

That's Friesopherson. I gave him a last name.

Like Chris Christopherson.

Yeah, he's Frizo Friesopherson.

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