Special Edition: The Shootout

EMS 20/20

Christopher M Pfingsten

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4.6 • 775 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Today Chris takes aim at Spencer with a call that is all about scene management and lotsa blood! Does Spencer hit the bullseye? Vote on our Instagram!

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0:00.0	Chris, you know, of course, that my washer decided that it wanted to leak water.
0:05.5	Yeah.
0:05.9	Your washer rolled a one.
0:07.8	And you rolled a one when you rolled for appliances.
0:12.7	Yeah.
0:13.4	Your washer's not doing well.
0:15.5	Yeah.
0:15.8	So it decided to leak.
0:17.6	And that meant I had to rip up the floor.
0:20.0	And I have no business. Like, I can paramedic. I can't do up the floor. And I have no business.
0:21.0	Like, I can paramedic.
0:22.2	I can't do house construction.
0:24.6	Like, I had a...
0:25.2	I can do.
0:25.9	I'm terrible at being a paramedic.
0:28.6	I know.
0:29.3	It shows.
0:33.4	No, like, for instance, I had a power saw that was, had a cord, and the cord got in the way of the saw, and it sawed its own fucking power cord.
0:43.8	Despite me working very hard to not let that happen, it happened anyway.
0:48.7	Oh, wow.
0:50.2	I'm now a proud owner of a battery powered saw.
0:52.6	It's far more, far more my rage.
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