Special Edition Preview: The wildest, most insane Olympic event ever

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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0:00.0	And the I'm going to a fan that is Lord of a weapon that is Lord of a weapon
0:20.0	pack up the bedding for.
0:23.0	I heard of some grave sites
0:26.0	about the highway
0:28.0	the place when nobody knows.
0:30.0	Okay, here's another story. This one is just crazy. It's so much going on this story. In
0:36.0	1908, the Olympics, the men's Marathon was just a shit show.
0:43.2	It was like, what are you talking to your girl?
0:45.9	It was a pure shit show, the 1984 Men's Marathon.
0:49.6	Here's why.
0:51.4	One of the reasons was that they only gave one water break halfway through and it was because this guy who was the organizer of the Olympics wanted to do purposeful dehydration to conduct research on these people who were running the
1:06.7	merit. Now this tells you how much different the Olympics was back then. And the Olympics
1:11.2	was in St. Louis.
1:14.2	They only had one water break, and they nearly killed everybody in the race
1:17.9	because they only have one water break.
1:19.9	The marathon ended with the worst ratio of entrance to finishers.
1:24.2	Only 14 out of 32 people finished the marathon.
1:27.4	By far they know you got the gold.
1:29.9	I mean you literally.
1:31.8	And it had by far the slowest winning time, three hours, 28 minutes, almost 30 minutes
1:37.6	slower than the second lowest average winning time in Olympics history.
1:42.0	Here's the shit to happen. The first to arrive to the
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