Hello, everybody. This is again with this, Beverly Hills 90210.1 edition.

Today's episode is the deleted book entry for season seven, episode 11, if I had a hammer.

And now here are your host, Tara Ariano and Sarah Dee Funding.

David, what is wrong with you?

Candyman treats David for Bifolder disorder.

Season 7, episode 11, if I had a hammer. Candyman treats David for Bifolar Disorder.

Season 7, episode 11, if I had a hammer.

The gang once again prepares to gather with each other instead of their families of origin for Thanksgiving.

This one held on the site of a Habitat for Humanity House, Nats asked them to help build for Willie the Cook and his family.

Nat thanks the volunteers with, sing it if you know the words, free food.

In this case, a raw-looking turkey sure to give our heroes a heaping helping of salmonella.

You'd think Kelly would avoid that fate by bailing on Gangsgiving for a Montecito getaway with Mark,

the show's latest contrivance to keep her and Brandon apart a while longer.

It's finally time for Kelly and Mark to bone, because college seniors regularly make a federal

case out of waiting to have sex until they can make an occasion out of it.

But instead of getting it on, they both get food poisoning.

Ha?

It's possible Steve's moral turpitude sickened them.

Steve is facing an academic tribunal for plagiarizing a paper of Branden's

from Professor Randall's sociology class freshman year.

And because Steve changed literally nothing except the name on the front, he's facing expulsion.

He should get expelled, not just for the honor code violation, but for putting exactly no effort into not getting caught.

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