Spanks and Beanz (Plus Your Calls)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2020
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
How is Daniel feeling election-wise on a scale of zero to one hundred? How about one to ten? We talk about our concerns for a bit before moving on to a funny Owen story, guns, a cop coming to our door, a parenting book that endorses spanking and other upsetting punishments and more. We also take your calls, listen to a new installment of Daniel's Kewl Beanz and do Snack Chat with Thanksgiving-flavored candy corns!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another episode of Alice. |
| 0:03.3 | Hey, no. |
| 0:04.9 | Greg, what are you doing here? |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, what do you mean, what do you come from, Greg? |
| 0:09.2 | I came from the world of childish, and I just want to make sure that your listeners know |
| 0:14.5 | that you're just as wonderful on the other podcast you do. |
| 0:18.4 | What if they don't have kids? |
| 0:21.2 | Don't eat them. |
| 0:22.2 | You don't eat them. |
| 0:23.4 | A lot of our listeners actually tell us they don't have kids. |
| 0:25.6 | We talk about sex. |
| 0:26.8 | We talk about all sorts of dirty stuff, but also parenting stuff. |
| 0:30.4 | Yeah, so. |
| 0:31.4 | Check out Childish, new episodes every Wednesday, wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:56.8 | Hey, everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another very exciting episode of Alice and Rosen. |
| 1:09.4 | It's your new best friend sitting here, day before Halloween in pod cabin with the one and |
| 1:17.4 | only Daniel Quants, my husband. |
| 1:21.7 | I'm not the only. |
| 1:23.8 | If the one and only one that I married, Daniel Quants, hey, yet interesting. |
| 1:32.0 | We say one and only when most of us know many people with our names, there's like, there's |
| 1:38.0 | so many Alice and Rosen's or I had an alley Rosen on the show and then I had other Alice |
| 1:43.3 | and Rosen's call in when she was on Doug Benson has a show called the Wide World of Dugs, |
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