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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison's Shower Squeegee, Kurt Braunohler's Tooth Tapping, Scotty Landes's Postcards

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Kurt Braunohler (Comedy Central, Bananas) and Scotty Landes (Workaholics, Bananas) join Tony Thaxton and me for a SPOOKY Halloween episode. Don't worry, it's not too scary. Kurt has words of warning for me regarding shower squeegeeing. Am I up for the commitment? Scotty Landes shares tales of his year valet parking at Brooklyn's famed River Cafe. Also, he used to send celebrities postcards. Kurt counts corners on his teeth and also counts eights to Stone Temple Pilots. Plus a banana quiz, landlords, quotes, Just Me Or Everyone, some hot jury duty talk and so much more!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from Spooky Station in Boobay, California, it's the plague week 33 of the

0:12.4

Allison Rosen as your new best friend, show.

0:16.6

Tonight, Allison welcomes a ghostly companion.

0:22.2

He's a writer and unearthly co-host of the terrifyingly funny podcast.

0:28.0

But Nana's, it's Scotty Landis.

0:33.0

And he's a super scary skeleton comedian man and the other host of the infinitely gruesome

0:41.5

and smart, chillingly silly podcast bananas, it's Kurt Brown-O-Lay.

0:48.3

Tone's own is here to frighten his cool friend by dreadfully purchasing all of the puzzlingly

0:56.2

freakish retro series Star Wars action figures.

1:01.6

I'm her dearly departed husband, Daniel, saying, slither inside the dupe bus and say,

1:09.0

yeah, to your new worst fiend, it's Allison Rosen.

1:39.0

Hello, my little Reese's peanut butter pumpkins.

1:53.8

Welcome to another exciting episode, a Halloween episode of Allison Rosen as your new best friend.

1:58.8

That particular very popular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by J. Melville, all sorts

2:07.0

of stuff that is very fun.

2:09.0

Up on my Patreon, I just had a Patreon Zoom livestream party where everyone could connect

2:14.4

with their cameras and it was fun.

2:16.8

It was fun.

2:17.8

We got to see everyone.

2:18.8

It was great.

2:19.8

I did an AA and ask Allison anything where I, it was full of juicy gossip by name names.

2:25.0

And also, of course, you can submit carbohydrates.

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