Space Grindr (TOS S1E2)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
When a routine medical visit to an Orange Julius planet introduces Star Trek’s first cranky scientist and hot babe duo, a member of the away team dies mysteriously and still the couple’s main priority is getting more salt. But after Nancy is revealed to be a shapeshifter and more crew deaths bring salt bae up to the ship, Dr. McCoy is faced with shooting his long-lost love to save Captain Kirk’s life. How is Greatest Gen like ancient Egypt? Who is a sexual velociraptor in the workplace? What do we have to look forward to with Yeoman Rand’s hair? It’s the episode that’s holding space for studio shenanigans.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.4 | Thank you, Mr. Scott. You heard it? |
| 0:05.3 | She had one. |
| 0:06.8 | Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. |
| 0:10.8 | Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. |
| 0:13.7 | Enterprise. |
| 0:14.8 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, This Old Enterprise, a new Star Trek podcast about the original series of Star Trek. |
| 0:22.6 | Until new Star Trek episodes come back. I'm Ben Harrison. I'm Adam Pranika. |
| 0:28.5 | It sounds like a threat. Now that I've heard that open a couple of times, this is what we'll do |
| 0:33.4 | if new Star Trek doesn't come back. I mean, it's coming. |
| 0:37.9 | We know it's coming. |
| 0:38.8 | We have trailers. |
| 0:40.3 | We've watched studios make things |
| 0:42.7 | and then decide not to release them. |
| 0:44.7 | So... |
| 0:45.3 | That is true. |
| 0:46.1 | I want to hold space for studio shenanigans. |
| 0:49.2 | Studio shenanigans |
| 0:50.5 | more likely than not in this modern era. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.5 | But this is a hope for the best, prepare for the worst podcast. |
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