Non-Corporeal Belt (TOS S1E3)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
When a horny teenage boy comes aboard and starts making dramatic entrances, everyone wants Kirk to play Captain Daddy to help the young slickback with his social skills. But after Charlie gets obsessed with Yeoman Rand and takes control of the ship with his mind, Green Grandpa has to come and take him away to save the Entrepreneur from his powers. Whose Wikipedia page is getting edited this week? Where is HR located on the ship? What could fix Charlie’s whole deal? It’s the episode that only had one size of stretchy pants.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.2 | Thank you, Mr. Scott, you heard it? |
| 0:05.4 | Yes. |
| 0:06.7 | Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. |
| 0:14.8 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, this old Enterprise. |
| 0:18.6 | It's a new Star Trek podcast that's about original series Star Trek episodes until the new Star Trek episodes come back. |
| 0:25.4 | I'm Adam Pranica. |
| 0:26.5 | I'm Ben Harris, and you kind of, you're giving me a little John McLaughlin on that. |
| 0:33.0 | Specifically, you called it exactly, specifically when it's issue three or four. |
| 0:37.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.3 | Like he gives a different spin as the issues go on. |
| 0:41.3 | Issue three. |
| 0:45.3 | I'm fucking sick of having issues, you know. |
| 0:46.1 | Issue four. |
| 0:48.8 | Maybe Phyllis can take it from here. |
| 0:49.9 | Bye, bye. |
| 0:52.0 | What a moment. |
| 0:58.5 | Once the issues go four or five, maybe even six, they're just speed running issues on the McLaughlin group. |
| 1:04.4 | Yeah, there's the issue speed run at the end of the episode, you know, immigration, good or bad, go. |
| 1:08.0 | What a show. Nothing like it. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah. Yeah. So this is like the first one that they shot with Shatner, right? |
| 1:22.9 | Yeah. That's why all the sweaters are weird. If the legend is true, like, let's just fit you for wardrobe, Bill. |
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