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🗓️ 5 August 2022
⏱️ 81 minutes
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After Shep's dog defiles Patricia's virginal pooch Peaches, canine nuptials are set into motion on Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Craig draws a line in the sand with Naomie, and Venita makes up with Olivia.
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0:00.0 | vel |
0:07.6 | Hello and welcome to WatcherCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love |
0:37.6 | to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. We have made it to Friday unless you're listening to this on Monday in which case remember Friday it was so fun. |
0:46.8 | Anyway, joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Carram. Hi Ronnie. How are you? |
0:53.4 | Hello, Ben. How are you doing? |
0:56.4 | Good. I'm in the St. Clothes this yesterday and you're just in a party. You're in a party over there. |
1:02.4 | I decided, well, I was out of t-shirts and I was like, I could put on another, I could put on like a polo shirt which kind of feels like sad and would it would be very |
1:11.4 | Southern charm. But I was like, you know, I have this Hawaiian shirt that's been lurking in the corner of my closet and I don't really get to wear it. |
1:18.8 | And I was like, I am going to wear a Hawaiian shirt for crap is on demand. I just had this moment. I was like, why am I like not good enough for a pattern? Am I not entitled to have a pattern moment? |
1:29.0 | And so I decided you are entitled. May I be the first to say you go girl? You go. You go. You go with your bad self. Thank you. Thank you very much. I actually I really enjoy this. I |
1:39.9 | really enjoy this shirt. I should wear it more, but I also don't want to look. I feel like it's a it's a you have to like thread the needle when you wear a Hawaiian shirt. Like you got like because it can go wrong. Like you have to have the right occasion, the right vibe. So we're going to just doing like a little |
1:56.0 | this is this. Yeah. This is it. This is the day you carefully chose this is the day I said you know what it's going to be a Hawaiian shirt day. So Ricky go Ricky go Ricky go Ricky. By the way, this is a long way to infer that this is actually a crap is on demand episode. So go to patreon.com slash water crap ends. And if you support us at the crap is on demand level, you get to see this. |
2:25.8 | Beautiful Hawaiian shirt in action. You get to you actually get to watch us do the podcast not just listen. You'll also get access to our weekly bonus episode. We granted slightly rave but mainly granted about big brother this week, which was just feels great every time we do it. We also we also made fun of something else. I forgot there was something else we made fun of that was like really good. Don't remember what it is. Just go listen. But you get that with patreon and of course discord, etc. So that is all the news. |
2:54.8 | Now we just have southern charm before we get right into the weekend. Are you ready? |
2:59.8 | Previously on this show, I had to come crawling back to what so previously a southern charm. What if me and I went to lunch and then page being like now hanging out with an one on one within X is inappropriate. |
3:28.8 | Unless of course you live in a house with them for an entire summer and sleep within five feet of them, which is totally fine. And is Craig lays down the rules for their future. This is why I'm going through all of this for this one line. |
3:45.8 | And then I was like, I'm just crying. And Naomi lay down the rules for their future. The need is coming to grips with her awkward presence. Who wrote that line? That's so rude. Naomi was like, can I just write a line guys? |
3:58.8 | Just awkward. |
4:00.8 | I love that Naomi's just burning people now. She shows up to burn people in the previously in the guzzo. |
4:06.8 | So we open with the answer to the question, which is what does it look like when the cast is in charm makes their bed? |
4:18.8 | And that's when you know this shows officially over that everybody's making their bed. I mean, they've been show shit putting on a pillowcase. The show was toast. |
4:28.8 | I put some peanut butter on it and get it down my throat. It's toast. But yeah, Venita's making her bed. My note was this is where we start wondering if there's anybody in the casting office because this is the beginning of the show. |
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