South Street Philadelphia

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins arrives a bit late but just on time to welcome everyone to Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special guest is Ana Ortiz of Devious Maids! They chat about at what moment did Ana feel the most adult, hookers breaking into her apartment in Philadelphia, and her experiences being thrown out of bars. Then, they are joined by improvisers Carla Cackowski, Eugene Cordero, and Ryan Gaul, to improvise a story set at South Street Philadelphia. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

Transcript

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0:00.0	What did I miss?
0:18.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:19.0	Oh, oh, guys, welcome. Oh.
0:22.4	Oh.
0:24.0	Guys, I'm sorry.
0:28.7	I was late getting here.
0:35.3	I got here to the intro as soon as I possibly could.
0:43.5	It's a sin to be late, ladies and gentlemen, because you're wasting other people's time.
0:48.2	And you will go to hell.
0:52.0	Where does etiquette come from?
0:53.2	It comes from God.
1:02.4	In the book of Veronica, it says,
1:07.9	On time is late, and yay.
1:10.6	Ten minutes early is on time.
1:14.1	Thus,
1:15.9	Spake Zarathustra when he talked to the
1:19.3	Goblinites
1:19.9	and told them
1:24.0	the Lord your God!
1:27.7	He's a real
1:29.0	stickler about time.
1:33.2	Oh, he hates ye.
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