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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

High School Reunion

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes listeners to a spoOoky edition of Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special guest return guest and first 4-time guest is Busy Philipps of HBOs Vice Principals! Busy chats about the one kind of cuisine she would eat her entire life, her daughter Birdies admiration of cruises, and being overshadowed at her 10 year high school reunion by her high school rival. Then, they are joined by improvisers Ryan Gaul, Tawny Newsome, and Sarah Burns, to improvise a story set at a High School Reunion. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Leesa.com (www.leesa.com/PFT).
 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome. Welcome to this spooky edition. edition.

0:21.1

Guys, this episode has come Okay edition.

0:25.6

Guys, this episode is coming out.

0:28.7

All Hallows Eve, Eve.

0:31.3

That's right.

0:36.6

Tomorrow, children dress up as goblins and ghouls.

0:45.8

And they go around and ask for treats, or they will provide tricks.

0:47.9

Do you know what, though?

0:51.5

Here's what these kids missed about that transaction.

0:55.2

When they say trick or treat, it could also mean that they're asking for one of the other not the not the implied threat that they think it is so that's why

1:05.0

what i do is i get a bunch of fun-sized candy bar wrappers.

1:14.8

And I put egg yolks in them.

1:19.0

So when the kids say trick or treat, they think they're getting a treat.

1:22.5

But they're actually getting my trick.

1:26.6

Now, here's the problem.

1:30.4

The process of putting the egg yolks in the rappers is not easy, and I make it a habit to never wash my hands.

1:41.6

So I don't feel great.

1:45.8

I've gotten a lot of egg yolk just everywhere.

1:51.5

My hands are like, they're very sticky and very shiny.

1:59.0

They don't smell good.

2:02.0

And I'm very faint.

2:06.4

So, come to my doorstep if you dare.

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