Souped Up Street Legal Mobility Scooters
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you today! Sit back and enjoy this classic episode. On Today’s Show: – Calling Hoverround mobility scooter to customize a ride– Michael Jackson Fans Are Insane (Not News)– Two Botched Penis Procedures– Shitty Diapers On The Highway Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks Tim back here with you for a best of show. It's been a little while since we've done one of these right? |
| 0:08.1 | Nothing's wrong, not sick, not dying. Heart is still beating in a semi-regular fashion. Just needed a little extra time, needed |
| 0:16.9 | the day off, but that's okay because I have got a fantastic Classique episode of D.B. for you today. |
| 0:24.0 | Ooh, we are digging deep into the archives here. |
| 0:28.0 | We're going back like 12 years. |
| 0:31.0 | Rewind, faster, faster, further! Here. Rewind. Faster! |
| 0:33.0 | Faster! |
| 0:34.0 | Ah, today's episode comes from 2012. |
| 0:38.0 | D.V. was hosted by a very young Tim Henson. |
| 0:42.0 | I don't think I had even gone through puberty yet. |
| 0:44.8 | You'll hear my squeaky ass voice. Even back then my listeners hated me and they |
| 0:51.9 | would do things to antagonize me. |
| 0:55.0 | Like sign me up for mobility scooter newsletters and offers. |
| 1:01.0 | For a while I was getting voicemail calls left onto the Distortive View |
| 1:05.7 | voicemail line from hover round trying to sell me a scooter. Well on this particular |
| 1:11.7 | episode back in 2012 I actually called the hover round |
| 1:15.2 | mobility scooter company and I try to customize a scooter for my very specific |
| 1:21.3 | needs. |
| 1:22.6 | Basically I just wasted a customer service representative's time for about 20 minutes or so. |
| 1:28.2 | It's a very fun episode. |
| 1:29.3 | As for the rest of this week tomorrow, I'll be doing a side show exclusive episode Wednesday I'll do a |
| 1:34.3 | show for everyone Thursday another side show exclusive episode and then Friday |
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