Sauced Ass Nuggas

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:02:19 Idiot Streamer Gifts Trump A Cybertruck 06:45:22 Adin Ross Struggling With Small To Moderate Sized Words 12:41:21 Racist Woman At A Police Station 16:17:15 Meade Gains *More* Weight 19:03:10 How To Pee Up Your Own Butt 22:11:16 A Paramotor Crash Caught On Video 30:31:08 Drunk Girl Can’t Open Bathroom […]

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